me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
me: THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
me: HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMMIT

nippled:

*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*

textpots:

i dont have low self esteem i have no self esteem

(Source: circumcisions)

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

When I see someone in public who I don’t want to talk to

onlylolgifs:

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer